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: I installed a cheap alarm unit to my scoot that's made in taiwan and has a remote sending unit the thing also comes with a motion sensor that can be adjusted to such a point that a door slamming next to it in a parking garage would trigger the alarm. With this as a "sitting deterent" in mind. It's hilarious to be in the 7-11 and watch someone try to sit on the scoot when the damned thing wails it's guts out! Seems they normally jump right off, then stare at the scoot in a funny way, and they usually keep the hell away from the scoot afterwards.

: So I guess it's safe to figure that most often, these jerks tend to leave it alone once it starts wailing.

: Problem is, of that bunch, one guy might be so damned drumk or smashed on some drugs that he or she might start beating the hell out of the scoot anyway... but so far, no weirdo yet.

: Hmmm, this has got me thinking... if you guys can't find this type of alarm wherever you are, I might try to work out some way of selling you units from over here... (now that's a thought)...

: email me if you think this might be something you might want to buy, so I can see how many units I might be needing and any suggestions to how payment might be made to me and guaranteeing you get your product in good order might be accomplished... I'd like to know.

: Oh yeah, the unit needs a 12V power suppy to operate and was designed for scoots and motorcycles. They have what they call a Piezo type motion sensor.

: Damn, I hope nobody gets on my case for this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
What a stupid idea! Actually using modern technology to protect your scooter. NO NO NO NO NO! You need to carry around a big ass club like the cavemen did and bash them assholes upside the head. Or go ghetto and carry a gat with you. But hey! You live in Asia don't you. I thought ALL asians were kung fu masters. At least, that's what Hollywood has told me. HA! I don't even know if I can say technology. Let's see T-te-tek-teknawl-teknawluh-teknawluhgee. WOW! I didn't think I could say that. What work. My head hurts, I need to go drink some more Budweiser.

But seriously, great idea.

• Re: Don't sit on my scooter! Jake (user166.vasia.com) 18:51:00 8/19/99 (1)
  • Don't sit on my scooter! john.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ppp-209-233-0-5.bkfd14.pacbell.net) 20:31:53 8/19/99 (0)